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All of these wallpapers were created exclusively for Totally Severe.


Wavy Hair
Wavy Hair
A woman with hair made out of waves. It's art nouveau meets hippie surfer style I guess.
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The Death of Paperman
The Death of Paperman
The murder weapon was found at the crime scene. Poor Paperman. He never stood a chance against that hole-punch.
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Honey Bear
Honey Bear
I haven't eaten honey in a long time but I still like the bottles it comes in.
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Black Swan
Black Swan
For centuries in Europe, a black swan was a metaphor for something that could never exist. It turns out black swans do exist; there are half a million of them in Australia.
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Meadow
Meadow
A quick sketch in Illustrator of a girl in a flowery dress.
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The Conquerer
The Conquerer
This started out as a huge collage of lots of old designs. It got reduced from there.
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Life's Not a Paragraph
Life's Not a Paragraph
The words are from the final lines of a poem by e.e. cummings, which was a kind of an arbitrary choice for trying out some psychedelic lettering.
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Intergalactic Smoothie
Intergalactic Smoothie
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
That may not actually be true.

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Mother Ginger
Mother Ginger
In The Nutcracker, the character Mother Ginger lifts up her giant skirt and all her children scamper out from underneath. Here she is with ginger-root children that look a bit like zombies.
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Caribbean Rhino
Caribbean Rhino
Those Colonial buildings took a long time to draw, that's for true. Made with five colors.

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Black Velvet Band
Black Velvet Band
A watch she took from a customer, and slipped it right into my hand.
Then the law came and put me in prison.
Bad luck to her black velvet band!

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Entomology 101
Entomology 101
I was going to make a series of these, but this one took so many hours to finish I just couldn't stand to do it again.
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Bob the Dinosaur
Bob the Dinosaur
Bob was not a very smart dinosaur. Here he is seen putting a fork in a toaster. Click here for the full story.

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Elvis, Illuminated
Elvis, Illuminated
Sure, medieval manuscripts are beautiful, but they lack one critical element: Elvis. I hope this excruciatingly detailed image helps rectify the aforementioned injustice.
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Princess Sparkles
Princess Sparkles the Super Fantastic Unicorn
Note to self: Don't design anything while angry. This pink nightmare has a pony, hearts, stars, cupcakes and lollipops.
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Cow and Pig
Cow & Pig on Ugly Wallpaper
I found out that Thomas Kinkade is from the same area as me. I can be kitschy too, dammit.
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I Wuv You Beary Much
I Wuv You Beary Much
"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

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Sir Walter Raleigh
Sir Walter Raleigh
Sir Walter Raleigh made smoking look cool, at least until he was beheaded. Now he's in a digital collage with doodles of eyeballs I drew in high school and some scraps I cut out of an IKEA catalogue.
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Paper Moon
It's Only a Paper Moon
I don't mind drawing a paper moon, a cardboard sea, and a canvas sky. But I put my foot down when it come to muslin trees.
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Pompei
Pompei
A cityscape with photos from three continents. The sketch of the people is from 1880, and is called "The Return of Hadjis." Methinks it's a little obscure.
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Rustic Cabin
Rustic Cabin
That moose died 98 years before I was born. You gotta love public domain photographs.
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Come Josephine in my Flying Machine
Come Josephine in my Flying Machine
This is based on a song written in 1911. My personal kudos to those who can recognize the landmarks in the skyline.
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At the Hop
At the Hop
Nothing says 'wallpaper' like French fashion and German Romanticism thrown together with orange slices.
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Frog Princess
The Frog Princess
I dreamed this up a few years back while I was in a Spanish class. It includes works from Franz Xaver Winterhalter and Mark Catesby.
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Coffee break
Coffee Break
Hokusai's famous wave with coffee cups, a statue, and an Egyptian-inspired background.
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Gnomes Looking at Broccoli
This is a picture of gnomes looking at broccoli. I call it "Gnomes Looking at Broccoli."
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Tacky Fantastic!
This is the most obnoxious and gaudy wallpaper ever and I love it. With apologies to Cellini.
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Modern Daguerreotype
It's easy to romanticise history when iPods are involved.
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Rhyme or Reason
Rhyme or Reason
Photos from Cuba, Peru, and Oregon.
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Totally Severe
A collage with art from John Singer Sargent and Jan Toorop.
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Vagabond
Vagabond
Hand drawn doodles, photos, and vector graphics collaged together. The dress is from a Victorian painting by Franz Winterhalter of the Empress Eugénie.
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Divoon
Divoon!
...And so then I thought, you know what would make this image even more ridiculous? Boxes of pancake mix everywhere!
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Rabbit Ears
They are taking over... Too bad rabbit ears are being phased out in 2009 in the US.
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Art Deco
The Cashier
All the 1920s art deco women always look like they're brooding. I figure they must have some reason for looking so wicked serious all the time, like maybe they're stuck in a crappy minimum wage job.
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Love Conquers All
"Omnia Vincit Amor" is Latin for "Love Conquers All." Hurray for typography.
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Snow White
Snow White
The design in her hair is a long-forgotten embroidery pattern from the 1850s.
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A Deer
The woman is from a book of old fairy tales from the 1880s, and I took the photo of the deer.
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Known by Heart
Known by Heart
A scratchy green design with frilly little scrollwork and a big red heart.
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Lost Children
I found a sketch of this idea in one of my old notebooks. The right side is blurred to better see your icons.
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Fingerprints
Fingerprints
Simple Illustrator graphics, nice and clean.
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Known by Heart
La Moderna Poesia
Abstraction en español.
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Spiderweb
Spiderweb
I didn't plan on it turning out this gothic and dark, but it's pretty hard to plan collages sometimes. I just wanted to use Jean Foquet's Madonna.
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Happy Family
Happy Family
Does anyone remember this type of Fisher Price Little People? I think they got taken off the market because children kept trying to eat them.
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Manwich
I had a dream where a man turned into a pastrami sandwich and he didn't seem all that upset about it.
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James Dean
James Dean
A quick doodle in Illustrator. Based on the slightly non-sensical introduction to Rebel Without a Cause.
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Rockerfeller
Rockerfeller
Acrylic paint, collage, Illustrator and Photoshop used together, for better or worse. Inspired by a fireplace in J.D. Rockerfeller's apartment.
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La Paz
Una Noche en La Paz
An unedited photograph of a display in a restaurant in La Paz, Bolivia. In the daytime, this display looks a whole lot less eerie, but where's the fun in that?
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Rave On
Rave On
Buddy Holly, early rock star extraordinaire, in desktop wallpaper form. If it wasn't official already, I think making this little vector creation makes me a card-carrying nerd.
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Deus Ex Machina
Deus ex machina
A rusty texture... with an airplane! The floral pattern is based on a very ornate 15th century illuminated manuscript. I've really spent WAY too much time in Art History classes.
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Jack of Diamonds
Jack of Diamonds
I photographed this with an SLR camera. I processed the negatives in a darkroom. I printed it and enlarged it under the red light, made a bunch of tools to burn it, then printed about 40 versions before I scanned it in for your viewing pleasure.
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Heart
Heart
A photograph of a paper heart against some glass. I took this photo, developed it, and printed it in a darkroom. This is about as old school as photography can get.
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Lili Takes the Bus
Lili Takes the Bus
I colorized this image of a French theater actress and placed her on the bus out of town.
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Memoirs
Memoirs of Another Life
Photoshopped collage with images from Peru.
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Dancer
Dancer
I took this picture during a festival where Mexican dancers were performing.
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Northern Lights
Northern Lights
A city collage with all original photographs of Paris, London, Canterbury, Dover, Lucerne, San Francisco, and Harper's Ferry West Virginia. The woman in front is from the painting "Windflowers" by John William Waterhouse.
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Aria Angel
Aria Angel
A very gothic, very dark attempt at photorealism. The plain background is great if you've got lots of icons.
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Hipster Mural
Hipsters
It's... modern. Dude.
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The Cherry Blossom Stranger

I really got that fortune, and it made me happy.
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Diva
The Diva
I like how your eyes fill in where her shape should be, even though there's nothing there.
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Spring
Spring
Collage, Photoshop, and some photos of snow and sky. Swirly and patterned, but plenty of room for icons.
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