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Where the Jackalopes Roam

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Hiya.

I’ve added three new backgrounds, seen here…

July backgrounds

…And two new wallpapers.

Jackalope Crest

This one features the mythical jackalope, a taxidermist’s fusion of a rabbit with antlers that roams freely (and fictionally) in the Southwest. I was sort of fascinated with these things as a kid. And really, any excuse to draw a bunny.

Thoreau Quote Wallpaper

And this one is a quote from Walden, by Henry David Thoreau. I am trying to read lots of the classic books that I’m told everyone reads in high school (though I don’t think anyone actually does anymore, because I definitely didn’t). As hard as I am trying with this, I had brief relapse from the scheduled reading plan when I picked up a copy of Twilight (and shut up you know it was awesome. It’s like eating candy for dinner).

Love,
Sarah

Wonky Cursive

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

Greetings,

I’ve added a new wallpaper to the site:

Umbrella wallpaper

I’ve also made three new backgrounds:

Backgrounds- June 30

…And a new font. Cursive fonts are terribly difficult to make, especially with the cheesy free software I’m using, so this typeface is a little wonky looking. Probably works better at smaller sizes.

Creme Brule font

That’s all for today!

Yours,
Sarah

All Over the Place

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Hello again.

I’ve got seven new background patterns!

June patterns

I drew some of them by hand and some with software this week, so I’m all over the place with colors and styles. Drawing these things by hand tends to make them look a little more old-fashioned (or at least more homemade) than what I usually do with software and a mouse. But I’ve got to mix things up now and then.

June backgrounds

Yours,
Sarah

Peachy backgrounds

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

Hiya!

Here are seven new backgrounds for you:

Late May

Maybe it’s time to freshen up that Twitter profile?

Late May patterns

More patterns coming in June!

Dennis Hopper, 1936-2010

Much love to the late Dennis Hopper.

(Images blatantly stolen from Rebel Without a Cause, 1955. My apologies, Warner Bros.)

-Sarah

I’ve made 200 of these things

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

Greetings,

I’ve added eight new patterns to the site, which brings me to a little milestone.

200 patterns!

There are now 200 patterns available for download! I can’t believe I’ve made 200 of these ridiculous things. The backgrounds page is taking an awfully long time to load nowadays.

Patterns for May

For this batch of backgrounds I experimented a bit with watercolors. The watercolor look is pretty hard to duplicate using software, so I splurged on a $2 set and did it the old-fashioned way.

More for May

That’s all for now. Ciao!

-Sarah

Graphics for Gadgets I Don’t Own

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Hello.

I am finally getting around to updating this little site. I’ve got five new backgrounds for you to enjoy:

Backgrounds- April

I also uploaded a few new iPhone wallpapers to my Flickr page.

iPhone things

When I was out and about today I noticed the line of people in front of the Apple store waiting to buy their iPads. I figured that since lots of people are buying tiny new computers today, I might as well make some tiny new wallpapers to fit them. I believe I got the right dimensions for the iPad, but since it’s so incredibly new there’s some debate about what resolution these things use. I went with 1024 x 1024. If that’s not right, then please, one of you early adopters has to let me know.

iPad wallpaper!

I uploaded 24 designs to Flickr. Most of the designs have been seen before in some form on this website, but many come in exclusive sizes and colors.

I’m working on a new embroidery, and (because I never learn) a new font, so hopefully I’ll add those soon.

-Sarah

Backgrounds for February

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

Hello again.

I’ve added six new backgrounds to the site:

2/10 Backgrounds

I’ve been kind of overwhelmed lately by all the comments and traffic this site has been getting. It’s a little baffling, but thank you, visitors! I’m still crossing my fingers that this site won’t crash in the next three days.

-Sarah

TV would never lie to me

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

Greetings,

I know I’ve gotten bad at this lately and I only manage to update once a month. I guess I have a ways to go before I become one of those people who become millionaires from blogging. Those people exist, right? All those infomercials at 2 A.M. can’t be made up; everyone in them is always wearing formalwear and drinking champagne next to their hot tubs. Surely TV would never lie to me!

30 Rock embroidery

Speaking of TV, here’s another TV-related embroidery. It’s of Tracy Morgan and Kenneth the page from 30 Rock, as Raphael’s angels. I totally love this show. Anyway…

Backgrounds- January

There’s also four new backgrounds that I’ve made and added. I’m pretty fond of that floral even though it’s a little traditional.

International Response Fund
Don’t forget to help out Haiti if you have the means.

Yours,
Sarah

Christmas with MS Paint

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Hiya.

I’ve added four new Christmas-colored backgrounds.

December themed backgrounds

There’s also a new PDF of some printable gift tags. They’re free to print and use, though this new batch takes a little longer to load than might be expected. And don’t forget I’ve got plenty of free Christmas stationery, as well.

Gift Tags 2009

On a totally unrelated note, a while back I decided that I was going to create something arty and amazing using only MS Paint. For those who have never used this magical program, MS Paint is a horrible pixelly drawing tool that comes free on your PC. It’s also been around for a very long time (I remember running it on Windows 3.1) and unlike so much software, Paint never seems to improve with time. I was planning on making some kind of MS Paint masterpiece, but then I decided that life is probably too short for this crap so I’m going to post what I’ve already done and walk away.

MS Paint portraits
(Clockwise from top left: Stephen Colbert, Shirley Manson, Audrey Tautou [in Amelie], Oprah, Salvador Dali, Marcello Mastroianni, Hugh Laurie [as Dr. House], and Rita Hayworth)

I’ve updated the links at the top of the site to include a link to my Spoonflower fabric shop. I get a small commission on the sale of any of my designs, and there’s 13 patterns available to choose from.

Happy Holidays!

-Sarah

More for October

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Hiya!

I’ve added four new backgrounds to the site:

Backgrounds for October

Also, there are two new fonts available to download. One is a 1940s movie throwback, and the other is a creepy looking typeface for Halloween.

Fonts

Sooo… HAPPY HALLOWEEN, everybody!

-Sarah