Howdy.

I’ve added five new backgrounds to the site. Take a look:

This new update means Grover Cleveland has now appeared on this site on two non-consecutive occasions (1 & 2).

There’s also six new stationeries. Does anyone actually use stationery anymore? In case you ever need it, it’s here and it’s free.

I sometimes print my designs on fabric and sell them through my Etsy shop. Etsy user bamboobaby created this fancy little passport pocket using fabric printed with my acrobat design. It’s so cool to see one of my designs being put to a practical use!

I could have used something like this a few years ago to keep my passport looking presentable. As it stands though, I have to live with an absurdly lumpy passport until 2014, and will have to continue to explain to the customs guys at JFK that, yes, actually, I am aware that passports should not be put in a washing machine.

And technically, it went through a washboard.

-Sarah

Four more backgrounds have been added. I’ve been adding them like crazy lately.

I must be an acrobat / To talk like this / And act like that

Also, Totally Severe is a blog now. There’s a reason why most people have the word “blogspot” in their URLs- it’s because building your own blog freakin’ sucks. I swear, looking at all the PHP code I felt like somebody out of the Matrix reading five million flashing green symbols a minute. Luddites like myself should not be allowed to take on such ridiculous projects.

Parts of this site still have a few kinks in them, and that navigation bar at the side is sort of uncomfortable looking, but hopefully I’ll find a way to resolve that in the future. I’m thinking that I’ll enlarge the site to 1024×768, since nobody uses 800×600 anymore. Also, I got an RSS feed. I do not really know what it does, but I assume it is somehow important.  If you know what to do with an RSS feed, then by all means, get to doing the things that it does. Oh, the things it does!

In summary, I spent seven hours of my life creating a website that looks eerily similar to the previous incarnation, but is more poorly constructed. Hooray!

Yours,

Sarah