These are the products of idle hands and a disturbed mind. Each of these suckers takes about a week to make. I have Photoshopped out all the wrinkles from these embroideries because my iron (I own an iron!) won’t do it and it’s my right as an American, dammit!
Here’s what you’ll need to make your own embroideries: a needle, various colors of embroidery floss, scissors, a hoop, a chalk pencil, an old bedsheet, and the patience of a nun.

Napoleon’s Little Pony (*SOLD!*)

Star Trek: Set Phasers on Stunning (*SOLD!*)

Serenity Now! ("You’re not giving away our Waterpik!") (*SOLD*)

Lucky in Love (*SOLD!*)

Rachael Ray and Dr. Phil bake Valentines Day cookies

The Dapper Gentleman

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse! (*SOLD!*)

Mademoiselle

Dr. House’s Vicodin Dream (*SOLD!*)

Can of Beans

Emperor Commodus Finds Something Better to do with his Thumbs

30 Rock (In the style of Raphael)

Make it Work (Tim Gunn)

Amy Winehouse, Bird’s Nest