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Taco Napkins Are My Canvas

October 28th, 2011

Just added eight new backgrounds, including two kinda silly skeleton-themed ones for Halloween.

October backgrounds

And probably for the first time ever I didn’t use Illustrator to make any of these. In fact they’re mostly made with office supplies and old taco napkins. Let no one accuse me of not be resourceful.

More for October

Happy Halloween!
-Sarah

I wanna be sedated

September 18th, 2011

Eight new backgrounds are up. Most all in black and white, since being in New York kinda makes me wish I had an alternate career as a punk rocker.

September backgrounds
More for September

Cheers,
Sarah

This Stuff’s Made in New York City!

August 4th, 2011

I’ve added seven new backgrounds for you today.

August backgrounds

I’m working on an eleven-year-old laptop with a battery that scalds people and a CD-ROM drive so dysfunctional that I now use it to store small notes. Also my fancy new(ish) digital camera has sadly been broken, presumably after taking a beating on the mean streets of the Big Apple. So if these images look a little more primitive than normal, it’s because they are.

More for August

I am still technically on vacation. This is like one of those vacations where like, you know, you get a part-time job and pay rent and sign up for classes and get a library card…

Central Park

Love,
Sarah

Gnew York

July 28th, 2011

Gnew York

Gnew York

Gnew York

Gnew York

Gnew York

Gnew York

Gnew York

When I was at Rockefeller Center taking one of these photos, this old fellow approached me and asked, “Do you want me to take your picture? :( :( ” with the most pity in his voice imaginable. And it occurred to me that anyone who was not familiar with the movie Amelie probably just thought I was slightly deranged.

With love,
Sarah

Worldwide Textiles

July 16th, 2011

Hi there.

So I’m in New York now, and will be for a while. Lately my plans have consisted of hitting up every single museum in the city, starting with the Frick Collection (mostly because you can shout out its funny name while you are figuring out which subway stop to get off at – Where the frick is the fricking Frick Collection?!!). Since I’m sort of out and about lately I haven’t made any new patterns, so here’s hoping that the assortment of worldwide textiles I found at the American Museum of Natural History satisfies any need for pretty pretty prints.

I’m sorry for posting these divorced from their original context because now I can’t remember which images are Turkish textiles and which are Azerbaijani, or which early Peruvian culture wove what.

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Natural History Museum textile

Have a lovely evening.

Yours,
Sarah

BOO I Am Just Going to Draw Some Cowboys

June 26th, 2011

Oh hi.

I decided that I was going to create a unified group of patterns, much like
fabric collections that get released every season. How did that go? Frankly, not great.

June backgrounds

There are some pretty florals here, but they are all done in different styles- photorealism, art deco, something vaguely Japanese…

June roses

Consistency is not my forte, apparently.

More florals

So then I was like BOO I am just going to draw some cowboys.

Buffalo Bill's Wild West

These are all people that were involved in Buffalo Bill’s Wild West show, which was a big deal at the turn of the century.

-Sarah

Miles of Tiles

June 3rd, 2011

Hiya.

There are twelve new backgrounds available today. I don’t usually do such big updates, but by adding these latest images I’m hitting a milestone: 300 patterns. I can’t believe I’ve made this many. Admittedly some are pretty crap but I’m talking quantity today, people.

Anyway, here we go again. Click on an image below for the full repeat, or see all 300 here.

Lilac tile

Sandy Geometric

Peach Camo

Barbara tile

Country Floral

Watercolor Galaxy

Floral Sketch

Orange tulips

Yellow lanterns

Party People

San Francisco Apartments

Roman Damask

300 patterns

Many thanks to all the readers of this blog. I could not have made it this far without the encouragement and feedback I’ve received over the years.

-Sarah

Kiss Them For Me

May 14th, 2011

Hiya.

Six new backgrounds are now up!

May patterns
To make this group of patterns, I used acrylic paint, markers, a circle template, design software, and um… lipstick.
More May backgrounds
Enjoy!
-Sarah

Angsty Collages

May 11th, 2011

I started making collages when I was 16. They were my art project of choice in high school and part of college. I’ve decided to post a few here because they’re kind of interesting looking and they remind me of my angsty teenage years.

Collage

Collage

Collage

Collage

Collage

Collage

Collage

Collage

Sincerely,
Sarah

Royal Parade of Awesome Hats

April 30th, 2011

Hi.

I tried to watch the royal wedding live but I passed out around 4 AM. I didn’t see the whole ceremony until later, and on the second go I took a lot more notice of the parade of funny looking hats pouring into Westminster Abbey.

Royal wedding hats

Princess Beatrice is getting mocked a bit for wearing a particularly ridiculous hat, and the hat’s turning into a meme. But I kind of love it when people wear crazy hats. Does everybody remember when Aretha Franklin wore a crazy hat? Good times.

Best wishes to the newlyweds!
-Sarah